"CB" (jrcb) 03/03/2016 at 14:44 • Filed to: Ghostride the Blip

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In reference to the new thing at the top of the page I can’t see: Why don’t we leave the rulebook up there and maybe a thread where people can ask for authorship?

Patrick Nichols > CB 03/03/2016 at 14:50

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I can’t see either

HammerheadFistpunch > CB 03/03/2016 at 14:50

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would that we could

Party-vi > CB 03/03/2016 at 14:51

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Hell no. If people read the rule book we can’t ban them, and if people can ask for authorship that’s just more people we can’t ban. Do you know how much paperwork is involved with every new Opponaut we add? First there’s the SF1413 that needs completed and signed, then the Disclosure Form and Proof of Insurance, and that’s if we haven’t had to request an ID-10T!

DrJohannVegas > CB 03/03/2016 at 14:51

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Yea, this is actually what it should be used for. Not for this:

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi 03/03/2016 at 14:51

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This actually makes sense though, I’d probably give up my page take over for that lol.

Oh, and make sure the third one is for Jalopnik Gold, all proceeds to my paypal.

CB > Party-vi 03/03/2016 at 14:52

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Wait, I didn’t deal with that getting on here. Am... am I an illegal Oppo? Is Trump going to ban my loser ass?

CB > HammerheadFistpunch 03/03/2016 at 14:53

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Did you accidentally a word?

CB > DrJohannVegas 03/03/2016 at 14:54

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This... this is art.

Party-vi > CB 03/03/2016 at 14:55

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Best we can do is amnesty in CigarLounge, but watch your kidneys in there.

ttyymmnn > CB 03/03/2016 at 14:55

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Just submit a copy of your birth certificate and Green Card.

CB > Party-vi 03/03/2016 at 14:55

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Ehhhh but I don’t really care about Cigar Lounge.

DrJohannVegas > CB 03/03/2016 at 14:56

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We’re gonna build a wall with Cigar Lounge and make them pay for it.

CB > ttyymmnn 03/03/2016 at 14:56

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... right. Green card. For that dual citizenship I totally have.

Jcarr > Party-vi 03/03/2016 at 14:57

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1 kidney and I’ll ungrey you in the CL.

2 kidneys and I’ll give you authorship.

Party-vi > CB 03/03/2016 at 14:57

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TOO BAD THAT’S WHERE YER ASS IS GETTING SHIPPED, COMMIE!

I just need to process these emigration forms and intake forms.

ttyymmnn > CB 03/03/2016 at 14:57

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No need for dual citizenship, just a work visa.

Party-vi > Jcarr 03/03/2016 at 14:58

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Joke’s on you - I already gave my kidneys to The Transporter years ago!

CB > Party-vi 03/03/2016 at 14:58

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I swear to the gods, if you send me there, I’ll release Macanamera from the basement.

CB > ttyymmnn 03/03/2016 at 14:59

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Does shitposting count as work? If yes, then we’re golden.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Party-vi 03/03/2016 at 14:59

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MAKEOPPOGREATAGAIN

RallyWrench > Party-vi 03/03/2016 at 15:04

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HammerheadFistpunch > CB 03/03/2016 at 15:04

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nope.

RallyWrench > CB 03/03/2016 at 15:06

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bob and john > DrJohannVegas 03/03/2016 at 15:06

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Achem

bob and john > CB 03/03/2016 at 15:07

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Ill drag you in there anyways XD

bob and john > Jcarr 03/03/2016 at 15:11

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We r charging by the kidney now?

DrJohannVegas > DrJohannVegas 03/03/2016 at 15:12

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I was going to try to get a long GIF with frame offsets (like a car drifting across 4 posts), but the format doesn’t do GIFs.

CB > bob and john 03/03/2016 at 15:14

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I don’t even have authorship on there, nor do I want it.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CB 03/03/2016 at 15:17

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Why so anti cigar lounge?

CB > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/03/2016 at 15:19

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Not really anti, just don’t want authorship. I think it’s a good place for people to vent and rant, as well as post NSFW stuff, but that’s not really appealing to me.

bob and john > CB 03/03/2016 at 15:26

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Y u so mean

Jcarr > bob and john 03/03/2016 at 15:27

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I’ll take a pancreas in a pinch.

CB > bob and john 03/03/2016 at 15:27

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I appreciate the gesture, but I’m not interested.

bob and john > CB 03/03/2016 at 15:30

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Im wondering how long until you actually get annoyed XD

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CB 03/03/2016 at 16:09

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Fair enough.

Only reason I post The Cask over there is because at the time people were really resistant to non-car posts on OPPO

CB > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 03/03/2016 at 16:21

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Yeah, sometimes Oppo can be really weird like that.

Pistol Whipped Cream > CB 04/22/2016 at 13:57

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Yes! for people like me. Any idea how i can go about doing this?

CB > Pistol Whipped Cream 04/22/2016 at 14:02

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Rulebook is right here , so take a look at it. The last club openings thread is this one , but if you comment on the rulebook post, you should be able to get authorship.

Pistol Whipped Cream > CB 04/22/2016 at 14:29

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Thank you sir!